For the first time in close to seven years Husband and I are going on vacation. Alone. No kids. NO KIDS. (I think that deserved its own line and all caps.) We have family here in town but it’s just really too much to ask any of them to keep these darling, precious offspring for [...]
Tag Archives: Unnecessary Dumbness
How to Prepare for Someone to Stay in Your House While You’re on Vacation (Or? Oh, hai, OCD. Nice to meet you!)
I am in a fight with my body
May 28, 2010
Yeah, you read that right. We’re fighting. Sometimes I win, sometimes it wins, but it’s still a fight. After this last round of back injury deliciousness and the added fantastic side dish of food allergies I decided to really focus on getting back in shape. I’ve been working out in ways I’ve never experienced before [...]
Rollin’
March 14, 2010
Yesterday for the first time in {cough} years I got back on rollerblades. After 3+ months of physical therapy and head colds and strep throat and asthma and CHRIST all else it was time to get OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING. The kids are skating and Husband is skating and I was the only one not [...]
A special kind of first date humiliation.
November 8, 2005
You were just waiting for this post, right? Dad, if you’re reading this, now would be a good time to stop. Today was my blind date with the new Ob-Gyn. 10:00am. Sharp. I even got there early in case I had to fill out a gazillion forms and health histories. It was a typical waiting [...]










July 20, 2010
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