Yeah, you. You and I shared a flight to Orlando this morning where you were less than pleased (and vocally so) about all the crying children on the plane. I believe your finest line was near the end during descent where you too loudly turned to your traveling partner and said, “They could at least [...]
Tag Archives: Travel
Open Letter to TSA
April 21, 2010
Dear Jackholes: How kind of you to leave me a piece of paper letting me know you have gone through my checked luggage. I can save you the cost of that flyer, however, because each time I open my carefully and thoughtfully packed suitcase it looks like a g-ddamned gorilla has jumped in and raped [...]
Travelin' Company
April 19, 2010
I’m spending a lot of time on the road these days and it’s occurred to me how completely UNINTERESTING airports and luggage are. Until these. Heys Luggage is just damn inspired. It’s easy to get excited about going on a vacation – how much MORE out of your head excited would you get pulling one [...]
We Beached, Yo
July 2, 2007
Well, we’re back and a good time was held by all. We survived shoving 4 adults, a six-year old and an 11-month old into a 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo and have minimal scars to show for it. The weather was great and we only got a little rain the last day – where we [...]











May 19, 2010
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