outsidevoice

When jokingly asked to do the dishes because Mommy and Daddy are too damned tired, say, "No.  I’m not the Mommy." I’m not sure if I should be offended or touched. Share

When Daddy gives you a “zerbert” on your tummy instead of a “nibble”, say, “Daddy!  That’s not a nibble!  That’s an EATING!” After you finish going potty, and wiping yourself, look below and notice the toilet paper is still stuck to you.  Wiggle your tushie back and forth in Potty Mambo-mode in the hopes of [...]

When I come to pick you up from school, give every last person in your preschool class a hug before leaving.  Then, when I’m REALLY ready to go, say, “No, Mommy, now THEY have to give ME a hug!” Because apparently 4-year old hugs are not mutual ones. Share

While sitting and watching the British Open with Daddy, point to the arrow graphics on the screen (a la John Madden) and say, "Mommy!  That’s a NENORDEGAY!  It starts with a T.  I’ll show you how to spell it." Ask to wear my sunglasses while we’re on the way to camp and jam out in [...]