"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
-- The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
-- Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias
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Other Things About Me
I am an old soul in high heels. I am a recovering IT consultant and sales executive and right now I’m just happy to be here.
In what could only have been a drunken moment, I decided to chuck my previously lucrative career to work in the world of philanthropy. I'm not really a fundraiser, I just play one on TV -- and I now make 40% of my previous salary. I am clearly a moron.
A moron with great jewelry.
I graduated from the University of Missouri in 1992 with a degree in Communications. I also have two post-graduate degrees. That means that I am educated on much, but qualified for nothing.
I have pulled things in my career that HR people just marvel at and I am happy to admit that if someone told me I could quit tomorrow I'd walk out grinning like the Cheshire cat.
I love cheesecake, magazines, raunchy comedy and my insanely powered blow drier because I have the most difficult hair in the world.
My family includes my husband and three daughters (ages 25, 19 and 4) and the most high-strung dog ever to walk the earth.
This site will talk about my family, strange shit that irritates me, and other people in my life.
And just a warning, I have a potty mouth.
In what could only have been a drunken moment, I decided to chuck my previously lucrative career to work in the world of philanthropy. I'm not really a fundraiser, I just play one on TV -- and I now make 40% of my previous salary. I am clearly a moron.
A moron with great jewelry.
I graduated from the University of Missouri in 1992 with a degree in Communications. I also have two post-graduate degrees. That means that I am educated on much, but qualified for nothing.
I have pulled things in my career that HR people just marvel at and I am happy to admit that if someone told me I could quit tomorrow I'd walk out grinning like the Cheshire cat.
I love cheesecake, magazines, raunchy comedy and my insanely powered blow drier because I have the most difficult hair in the world.
My family includes my husband and three daughters (ages 25, 19 and 4) and the most high-strung dog ever to walk the earth.
This site will talk about my family, strange shit that irritates me, and other people in my life.
And just a warning, I have a potty mouth.