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July 13, 2008
Parent of the Year Entry #489521
Reasons your 2 year old could be inordinately cranky:
1. Fever or general illness.
2. Didn't sleep well.
3. He's TWO, dumbass.
4. Rampant Obama commercials.
5. He stuck a raisin up his nose and no one noticed.
Yep. 45 minutes later. He's a genius that one.
Posted by pammer at July 13, 2008 3:34 PM
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Do I want to know how you got it out? Or do I just want to thank the stars that my daughter is waaaay past that?
Posted by: bill at July 13, 2008 10:13 PM
45 minutes w/ a rasin in his nose..lol..too funny...not REALLY but :-)
Posted by: mp at July 14, 2008 1:27 PM
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Do you ever wonder what thought process leads to sticking a raisin up your nose? I mean honestly... in what world does that seem like a good idea?
Posted by: Kim H. at July 13, 2008 8:27 PM