People, I don’t know whether to jump for joy or be very, very concerned. 

There is finally (FINA-FUCKING-LY) a Nordstrom Rack in this city.

Fourth largest city in the country and we are JUST NOW getting a Nordstrom Rack.  That is just nine levels of wrong, isn’t it?

I’m hoping to go there this weekend.  Maybe next week at the latest.  Would it be wrong to lick the shoes?  ‘Cause, you know, THE SHOES.

Breathe.

My mother has already been and reported back that there is an exorbitant amount of jeans on the floor.  She has proclaimed that, “If you can’t find a pair of jeans there, you might as well just GIVE UP.”

All righty then.  Gauntlet: Thrown.

Now if we could just get an H&M my retail portfolio options would be SET.

My bank account notsomuch.