outsidevoice

The following is a list of questions I’ve gotten (and had to ANSWER) in the past two weeks. Some were even within the same DAY. This is why I have been so silent – my HEAD HURTS. 1. Mommy, did G-d invent himself? 2. Given how you feel about divorce, and that Husband had been [...]

The following things were all said within a 4 hour time period: “Benjamin! Stop eating the stairs!” “No, you cannot eat your gingerbread house for breakfast.” “Benjamin! Stop licking the floor!” “Um? Did you FLUSH?!” “Benjamin! Bring me back my shoe!” “Go find you brother, please…” “Benjamin! You cannot eat my brush.” “Dear?! Just give [...]

Dear People Who Put Up Christmas Lights, First, let me thank you. You give us Jews some seasonal amusement without the hassle of having to untangle a gafrillion lights and risk falling off a ladder. Awesome. However. I have but one request. It should be a design law, really. It’s fairly simple. IF YOU ARE [...]