An Open Letter: Exercise Style

July 27, 2007

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Dear Woman on Pilates Equipment Across from Me Yesterday:

You have a rip in your yoga pants. A BIG one. While I applaud your efforts to get in shape at the age of 50-something, I do not need to know anything about you. I am only here to workout and get my banging abs and ass back.

And I really didn’t need to know you WEREN’T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR and I am completely sketched out trying to erase the image of your Brazilian from my wee mind.

Reaching for the Merlot and trying to control the weeping,

Pammer

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2 Responses to “An Open Letter: Exercise Style”

  1. stephanie Says:

    Oh. My. GOD!
    That reminds me of the time I was at a bar and there was this incredibly obese man sitting on a barstool with his back to my table (and I was the lucky one facing him) and his asscrack was showing. And because he was so large, it was like a foot of asscrack showing from above his pants line. *shudder*

  2. john Says:

    There are just some things a person should not have to see. I hope you recover . lol