Benjamin is weird.
In order to fall asleep, he must lay face down in his crib, hands by his ears and bang his forehead into the mattress rhythmically. Usually 4/4 tempo. Sometimes a little jazzy. Occassionally with a latin beat.
Sometimes he does it so much he rubs a red spot on his nose. Like Rudolph. Rudolph the Freaky Jewish Headbanging Baby.
I got nothin’ else. But, really, isn’t that enough for tonight?