I know. I’m sorry. It’s been forever. I have no excuse except to say AM BUSY.
So, let’s catch up, shall we?
I am knee deep in a campaign for the hospital that has taken over my life and the lives of my family. I produced a video for it and I wish I could show it to you, but that might be giving away a little too much info. But let’s just say it requires Kleenex to watch…and we’re raising a shitload of money.
The Swimmy informed me yesterday that a spider has a cepholothorax which is different from an insect when has a thorax. Um, she’s five. Are five year olds supposed to know words like cepholothorax? ‘Cause it’s creepin’ me out.
I went to someone’s home yesterday for a meeting who has a full sized elephant’s head and a full sized stuffed cheetah trophy in their front hall. It was the single most interesting and unsettling thing I’ve seen in quite a while. Except, of course, for Britney’s head.
I have another gala to attend tomorrow night. And I’m sorry to inform you that I did not keep that second dress, but, in all honesty, it started to look like a prom dress with the sparkles. I did however find THIS and will be donning it instead. ‘Cause, you know, a little leopard is always in season.
And finally there’s this.
The boy’s about to be on the move. G-d help us all.