Here was an idea I totally stole from Curve Balls (who stole it from Fidget). Take your first name and Google the phrase [Name] needs. It’s amazing what you need. Things you didn’t even know or want people to find out! Go and see.
Here is what I need (Because? Here? It’s all about me.)
Pammer needs a sperm donor.
Pammer needs to have fun.
Because a happy Pammer is a happy world.
Pammer needs computers too help her grow and develop properly.
Because my head might spin off without proper technical stimulation and toys. Oh, that didn’t end up on paper like it sounded in my head…
Pammer needs to go.
Oddly enough, that’s true. Excuse me.
Pammer needs to put the baseball cap back on.
For those that know my hair issues when I don’t blow dry, man, you ain’t kiddin’.
Pammer needs to take medications regularly.
That’s what the nice folks at the meth clinic have told me.
And, finally, Pammer needs silicone!
Okay, I’ll admit that I’m not headed for the pages of Victoria’s Secret, but Pammer ain’t becomin’ Pamela Anderson any time soon. What’s that they say about anything more than a handful being a waste? Yeah, well, let’s just say Husband’s a total leg man.
And you? What do YOU need? Do tell.