When Daddy gives you a “zerbert” on your tummy instead of a “nibble”, say, “Daddy! That’s not a nibble! That’s an EATING!”
After you finish going potty, and wiping yourself, look below and notice the toilet paper is still stuck to you. Wiggle your tushie back and forth in Potty Mambo-mode in the hopes of making it fall off. Then grin with a “look what I did, Mommy!” face.